The Dream

The Dream of actually "scoring" with a teacher in grade school was never a reality when I was a kid. Now a days, there's one like every other week. But this one was the one that really stuck out as being the hottest teacher. There were lurid details in the story and he had given prosecutors accounts of her private areas and what not. Now the point is moot. She blamed it on bipolar disorder. Dude, I know someone that has bipolar disorder, but they don't blame humping 14-year old boys on it.

She got off

The biker picture of her is from a Makes and Models magazine shoot. Awesome. Here's a Wikipedia entry, in case you have been living in a cave, which I have.

Debra LaFave

Buck Owens R.I.P.

This guy was a true legend. Anytime you have a type of music credited to you or where you live, I'd say you 've left your mark. The "Bakersfield Sound" was the his creation, but he'll probably be remembered for being the host of Hee-Haw. I never watched Hee-Haw very much, but there was a honky tonk bar (now I know it was the Cricket on the Hill) I used to go to in Denver, Colorado of all places and the band, led by Denver Joe and Uncle somebody used to play Buck Owens tunes, every tune, every time. He's say "Thi's an ol' Buck Owens tune"and get completely wasted on stage. They were awesome.

Buck

FEZ

It looks like FES from that horrible show has actually humped some hot chicks. He was on Howard Stern yesterday and told a bunch of stories about all the hot sluts he's had sex with. He detailed that Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight" on a scale of ten, and that Ashlee Simpson is quite loud in bed. I love how people don't realize that FES stands for Foreign Exchange Student.


FES packs eight

Busted

Bustin' Brackets

Out of 1.5 million people and 3 million entries (I guess some guys had multiple brackets) participating in ESPN.com's Tournament Challenge, FOUR picked a Final Four including Florida, George Mason, LSU, and UCLA. Yes, Four.

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Busted

Mexican Coke

No, not that kind

Apparently, Coke is trying to say that there is no difference between the Coke sold in North America in cans and the Coke that says"Hecho in Mexico" in scratched up glass bottles. I beg to differ. The Mexican Coke is far superior. It tastes great and is even somewhat refreshing, opposed to the canned cokes in the U.S. that are way too syrupy and just make you more thirsty. Plus, they say that the Coke in the U.S. is made with corn syrup, and the mexican coke is made with sugar cane. You can taste the difference.

Mexican Coke

el primero

Hola amigos!

This is the initial foray into bloggerdom from the Cubanotron, right here in Austin, Texas.

This blog is going to cover a variety of items, including music, entertainment, sports, trivia, and genuinely interesting tidbits of fun. There should not be political discussions, unless there is nothing else to talk about. Political discussions are just budding flamewars.

Let the blogging begin!!!

cubanotron