FEZ

It looks like FES from that horrible show has actually humped some hot chicks. He was on Howard Stern yesterday and told a bunch of stories about all the hot sluts he's had sex with. He detailed that Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight" on a scale of ten, and that Ashlee Simpson is quite loud in bed. I love how people don't realize that FES stands for Foreign Exchange Student.


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